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A scarf
for paranoid schizophrenia
"A piece
of metal in my eye”
Abdominal
mass in a five-year-old
Brain tumour
Breastfeeding?...fundal
height
Buzzing
in the head
Contusion on
his lower lip
Convinced
she's pregnant
Cyanotic 10-year-old?
Diagnosis:
epiglottitis
Doc
impresses son
Ear wax
blocking a canal
Female
resident fails to faint: boils or...?
Functioning
tracheostomy
Hangover
cure
Hurry
up and fill my prescription
Intense red rash
Irritated
umbilicus
Larvae
bumps
Linguistic
fray
Lump in
the breast & hemorrhoids
Manic episode
Mother diagnosis:
polymyalgia rheumatica
“My
wife is worried about his cradle ‘crap’!”
Need birth
control pill
New use
for birth control pills
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New Year's
operation
Panic attack
Pap smear
by candlelight
Pap smear:
"...earth moved"
Patient
problems: No wonder they didn’t get better!
Post-op,
missing parts: "Don’t worry, sir”
Prescription
for advanced osteoarthritis
Rectal pain
Respiratory distress,
need oxygen
Ringing
in his ears
Sample required:
"No problem, doc”
Schizophrenia
and fever
Seven
year old Tourette's patient
Shivering
with a temperature of 40 degrees
Shopping
cart injury
Skin tags
removed from groin
Strange
pounding in her upper abdomen
Teaching
osteoporosis' patients
“They’ll
never suspect Ascaris suis”
“...twins
were delivered by Buffalo”
Ulcers and maggots
Urine sample
Ventricular
quadrant pain
Why the
condoms?
“Will
this Alzheimer's drug affect my mind?”
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